23 June, 2007
hey! haha if you are here, i assume you're in a mood for entertainment! yay so here's entertainment for you! actually all quite funny for my standard of humour..haha but if you can't bear to read so many words just read the browner coloured ones! :)
1. why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. (HAHAHA xD)
2. A mom , a dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup!!" (HOHOHO.. xD)
3. 3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday". (HAHA very dumb right HAHA)
4. Why are there so many 'Joyce's in the phonebook? because they all have phones. xD
5. Why did the principal fire the cross-eyed teacher? because she couldnt control her pupils. (HAHAHA)
6. A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now." (DUMB.)
7. A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. (HAHA another dumb one)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"!The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers' license, all the information will be there.The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a bashful way, whispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".
i kopped it wholesale from my juniors, including the comments. heh too lazy to change X) but anyway don't think they will see it la hor.
haha okay guys saturday liao! goodluck for next week! and tomorrow, and the rest of today. may every second be a productive one.jiayou!!!!
zuojin
four left a trail- 5:27 PM
16 June, 2007
w0w i wanted to blog some v.intellectual stuff just now. then i type a lot then my com hang. hai. no intellectual stuff for u guys le -.-
anw i was just trying my luck see i can sign in using e username and password i rmb, then rly can! whao. mr nah must be super glad i still can spell his name!
yay. hmmm one more week to sch. yucks. i dun want to see zuo jin -.- ok how funny.
hmm u all can guess who i am!
four left a trail- 2:47 PM
15 June, 2007
here's the picture as promised! (:
hot and slim zuo jin! :o) cool right?
four left a trail- 12:27 AM
14 June, 2007
hey girls! (:
well first off, i'm sorry i made you guys wait for before you all ordered your food. that sounded weird. anyway. (: it was fun! discounting the fact that yumin's phone got stolen (THAT ASSHOLE). leaving ai wen sleeping in the middle of nowhere really was one of the highlights of the day.
and of course, the HALF PRICED WAFFLES which i shared with dawn! delicious! i hope i didn't eat more than my share. LOL after the cockles incident i must remember to slow down my eating pace when sharing stuff with others lol. ooooooooooooooooopsy.
anyway, i have this damn cool picture of zuo jin looking like she's modeling for an ad. i'll be sure to post it here when i finally get around to uploading it. ((: hot and slim zuo jin!
four left a trail- 9:48 PM